Tuesday, February 26, 2008

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12th election fever: You have voted!

After nomination at 24 th Feb 2008, it marked the beginning of preparation of election. Every candidate try to get votes from their boss (us the voters)for this thirteen days before they rule our future. Just like people in love, now they promise us everything. Every party using their own tactics to get the votes. We are the one who cast our vote and determine the future of nation. Some of the voters votes according to party, some according to beauty (a lot of beautiful candidate), some based on capability of candidate. some follow candidate. some follow the crowd. Some only decide at last minutes. Since election is round the corner. I would like to share with you a jokes as below.

While walking down the street one day a politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter. And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it' s time to visit heaven." So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity." The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I am better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning." "Today you voted."

What do you think . Are we been cheated after the election? It only tell after the election!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

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At last i watch my targeted movie this year 'the jumper'. Jumper as the name is the movie about a person can jump from one place to another place. Example can jump from US to library or to other place in the second. This is a awesome movie cause it is a total new idea of movie. What you want to do if you are the jumper. If you can jump from one site to another will you steal money from the bank. I won't but i will travel round the world and i will be very happy because no need waste time on traffic jam and can on call from house and just jump the emergency scene when people page me. I maybe killed by Paladin!

Sunday, February 10, 2008

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new year day 4, still got URTI but insisted to watch CJ 7. The crowd is big. The movie is nice. Without the usual joke of stephen chou. The movie mainly is about UFO, the poor family with father and child.
The movie is quite touching and a bit different from the normal movie.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

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1st day new year-movie

Movie on 1st day new year, i planned to watch CJ 7 but due to huge crowd. I ended up watching kung fu dunk. Not a bad movie, kung fu dunk is a movie by Jay Chou. A movie about a orphan who got kung fu ended up playing basketball. A movie combining kung fu with basketball. A bit different from shao lin soccer but still a good movie to watch. Entertaining and relaxing to watch in new year.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

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Now in new year mood

Tomorrow is our chinese big reunion dinner. Those who stay in oversea and outstation, i guess already packing or already went home. I am just working in local so do not feel the excitement to pack and go home.I ended up become victim of bully. Not getting the leave tomorrow. Anyway, this year is a happy year. With the help of facebook, i found the sexy big mouth Jason(my old course mate),the future minister (ong Ka teng alike)Ho, my junior Hui, my heroes buddy Liew and many more.
Anyway, today i sent all my chinese patient back for reunion and hope that those who ill with get a bit better and go back tomorrow. It is because abalone,siewchu(bbq pork), chicken, sea cucumber waiting for them. Plus, their son, daughter also waiting for them. To those homeless or abandoned by their offspring, too bad for them. They may be ended up in the ward for new year. Having reunion dinner with other patient. This issue have been mentioned in my previos blog last year.
ok, Finally, gong xi fa chai to everyone. To those who married, where is my angpow?

Saturday, February 02, 2008

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a sweet misunderstanding!

finally , fibrate find me and add me as friend at facebook. So, who is the people with the same name as fibrate? I do not know? Maybe i should clarify first just before making friend. Just like Peter Chan in my facebook friend . He is not that CTM we know as our coarse mate . Real CTm using TM chan as his facebook name.That is so many people using the same name and a lot of them just hide their name and do not publish name and photo. I just publish my name with the real surname without real name. Info is correct.

See you in facebook. Welcome to the fun world